Sunday, November 27, 2011

Kilimanjaro

What's the mountain cannibal putting up preserves sing?

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Brush with death

What's the Grim Reaper do for oral hygiene?

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Gunny sack

What’s the underfunded booby hatch use as a straight jacket?

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Continental divide

What's the inverse of continental multiply?

Bundt cake

What'd they serve for desert at the Baseball Hall of Fame dinner?

Monday, November 14, 2011

Dissembly line

Where do lawyers work in the car factory?

Herman Cain

Who should stick to the mayo and salad dressing business?

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Bosonic vinegar

What do astrophysicists include in their salad dressings?