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What's the scandal that rocked the concrete industry?

Caw rate neo

What do cheapie TV ads say too often?

Chippendale

What furniture is made by cute small rodents?

The Buick stops here

What'd you proclaim when your Roadmaster crashed into a brick wall?

It was The Bain of my existence

What is Mitt Romney muttering to himself ?

The Oval Office

What place has no corners to cower in fear?

Wheelock College

Where was the Denver Boot actually invented?

The Higgs Bozo

Who's the clown particle really in charge of this sorry universe?

Conway Twitty

With a name like that -- who has to be a good singer?

Cliff Notes

After all the tax cuts expire, what will be our new national anthem?

The Car-dashians

What family made millions on walnut burls for Bentleys?

Leap second

What does a follower frog always do?