Carleton Fisk, Cal Worthington and Jimmy Cliff

Who is suing Congress and the news media for defamation?

Twinkies, Pluto and Paula Broadwell

Who just got inducted into the the Has-Been Hall of fame?

Lloyd Blankshoot

Who just took over at Goldman Sucks?

Kool-aid

What did the Tea Party drink too much of?

A: Facetious

Q: What did the Timur Ruby call the Hope Diamond?

A: They all got stoned

Q:  What happened to the immigrants unwelcome in Colorado?

A: My heart goes out to you

Q: What did the transplant donor say to the recipient?