A: Debt ceiling

Q: What do you paper with defaulted mortgages after you have run out of wall?

A: Liquidity trap

Q: Why does the economist think his drain is clogged?

A: Pancreatic cancer

Q: What apparently never heard of the Steve Jobs Reality Distortion field?

A: Mobile, Alabama

Q: Where was the cell phone invented?

A: Sole food

Q:; What does the podiatrist-turned cannibal eat? ...Eeiuuuw...

A: Keith Urban

Q: What country singer should REALLY change his name?