Thursday, February 24, 2022

The lie began in ' 58

And grew into a dispute great

For, in this stateside nation

The bike was badged Zundapp Citation

While overseas for local trade

Twas Imperator, Horex made

Born from that tale this bike you see

It's named Split Personality

It takes no sides, it's merely fast

With cut down chassis built to last

Blown twin plug heads sparked by a mag 

All that completes the power jag

With chrome and trinkets it does drip

And soon the streets here it will rip!




The Ghost Mark II

 The Ghost Mark II


Long long ago all saw the Ghost

The Kelsey bike that was the most 

But now there's something wild and new

'Cos, Kelsey's built the Ghost Mark II

It's stretched and blown and magged and pearled 

And set to rock the custom world

Its finned and polished parts all shine

It rates a 12 on scale of nine

And soon, it might be up for grabs 

Bring lots of green to pay the tab

So don some shades and take a gaze

This Kelsey's Kustom does amaze




Son of Six

 Son of six


Through mists of time a dream all spied

A monster few would dare to ride 

Twas Latham huffed with many tricks

And count the barrels, there were six


Now spawning from that ancient grave

A polished potent wicked knave

From grounds unholy it does rise

The world it soon will terrorize


So cower all, let children wail

From Son of Six we pull the veil

Hidden safe in an ancient barn

Is how we start this fetching yarn

An engine made in German land

Named Horex, now few understand

But now it's risen from its sleep

And destiny's date it will keep

Like swaddling clothes it now does wear

A chassis modern with no peer

With supercharger at its back

So no performance it will lack

With forks that reach to kingdom come

This Horex's home is finally done!


Sunday, February 6, 2022

 A: High two 

Q: How do you greet another person wearing mittens ...