Liquid wrench

What's the Liquid Plumber use?

Reverse rescue

What did Robert Wagner do to Natalie Wood on her last boat ride?

Irony

How did Prez Reagan greet Steve Jobs in heaven?

Fuzzy navel

What's belly button lint call its Home Sweet Home?

Donuts, Cheerios, rotelle and swiss cheeze

What is the dummy's holistic diet?

Person of Interest

What'd the loan office name his first born?

Carpe diem

What'd the dummy think was Fish of the Day?