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Thank you Al Gore...

Don’t worry about that bump you felt last night. It wasn’t a fault slipping or a Slauson getting cut off. Turns out the inventor of the internet – you know, Al Gore – was back hard at work. I guess his Powerpoint Therapy wasn’t enough to deal with the theft of his Presidency by Dubya and the US Supreme Court.

Al, I take it, has been was worried the internet was running out of addresses. Even though it had more than Heidi’s Fleiss’s little black book. I mean, that is like Zeus running out of sand grains for Zuma Beach.

But -- it seems like 4.3 billion of ‘em wasn’t enough.

So Al did a great job of channeling that other mad scientist inventor named Al – you know, Al Einstein   – and came up with a new number. Hold onto your hats  -- it’s now 340 undecillion . That’s 340 trillion trillion trillion. Pretty big number. I mean the only thing bigger is the value of Facebook on the stock market. Oh excuse me – that was 20 minutes ago. Not now.

Any way - so now every quark in the universe can have its own individual account on Facebook.

And its gonna need them all to make its earnings next quarter.

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