The Oval Office

What place has no corners to cower in fear?

Wheelock College

Where was the Denver Boot actually invented?

The Higgs Bozo

Who's the clown particle really in charge of this sorry universe?

Conway Twitty

With a name like that -- who has to be a good singer?

Cliff Notes

After all the tax cuts expire, what will be our new national anthem?

The Car-dashians

What family made millions on walnut burls for Bentleys?

Leap second

What does a follower frog always do?