A: Unified Field Theory

Q: What falsely predicted that Fenway Park and Yankee Stadium would merge?

A: Sweetwater Rain

Q: What fell after the tornado tore through the stevia warehouse?

A: Charm offenisve

Q: What's the latest oxymoron to come out of Washington?

A: Scarlett Johansson

Q: Who should have played the lead in Red Widow?

A: Rhinovirus

Q: What disease jumped from odd-toed ungulates to man?

A: Puck Dynasty

Q: What's the new cable show about the hicks who make hockey sticks?

A: Slow N Quiet

Q: What's the new car show pitched at the senior set?