Bilk for services rendered

What'd you get in the mail from your lawyer?

Shark tank

After the lawyers jumped in, what did the jury pool turn into?

Learned counsel

What's a moron that is an oxymoron?

My fare, lady

What did the one female greedy bus say to another during the passenger competition?

Road kill

What can undeterred road rage lead to?

Pink slip

What do you wear to the unemployment line?

Ship of fools

What do lawyers cruise on?