Chili con collie

Whats the centerpiece of a SE Asian barbeque?

Rin-tin-can

What is the Chinese answer to Spam?

Bogota

Where did they invent the buy one get one free concept?

Well this dog won't hunt

What did the Donner Party say over one of their last meals?

Pluto Platter

What's the latest new dinner entree in Indonesia?

Rack of dog

What did Mitt Romney transport to Maine and Barack Obama eat eat for lunch?

Dis-aster

What happened when the lawn mower ran amuck in a field of wild flowering Asteraceae? (botanist joke)