Instagram model is...

 1 - crossing guard at the Playboy mansion 

2 - hood ornament that escaped the Lamborghini factory

3 - test chick for reflect-a-tape

4 - chatbot return for query: hottie

5 - Tesla headlight aiming device 

6 - new Chernobyl firefly species 

7 - Venus deMilo, pre nunnery days

8 - latest DARPA retinal fatigue weapon

9 - BellyButtonPride.org spokesmodel

10 - (drum roll please) one very very very fun-gible token

A: Everything Everywhere All at Once

Q: What happened when your prune juice got laced with expresso, crystal meth and ex-lax

Vincent Silver Lightning

 A Vincent bike lies below this badge 

Back in the 50s, twas all the rage

The parts for this one sat in a crate

And decades later found their true fate

In a bike with alloy, chrome and steel

Highly polished from front to rear wheel

With high lift cams and five forward speeds

And Dellorto carbs, twin front heads feed

Weight? 368 so reads the scales

Scintilla mag, so on goes this tale

With speed and power so truly frightening

It gets the name of Silver Lightning

So, stand aside as this missile comes through

It's fast and strong as a bolt from the blue!

Hot Half-liter Horex Horror

 Hidden safe in an ancient barn

Is how we start this fetching yarn

An engine made in German land

Named Horex, now few understand

But now it's risen from its sleep

And destiny's date it will keep

Like swaddling clothes it now does wear

A chassis modern with no peer

With supercharger at its back

A Weber carb aids the attack

Big bore barrels from Kayser's shack

So no performance it will lack

With forks that reach to kingdom come

This Horex's home is finally done!

Planet Ploy Goes Awry

What's the Art Fern Teatime movie starring:

Freddy Mercury 

Venus deMilo 

Eartha Kitt

Bruno Mars

King Neptune 

and 

Mickey"s dog Pluto

 A: You are in rare form

Q: What did the sushi say to the steak tartar

Song lyrics, May 1968

Mary was my sweetheart,

Hair so long and fine,

Mary had a sweet heart

Or so I thought at the time

But then I saw her with another,

And man, that really blew my mind

Mary liked to kiss me,

Lips like cool morning dew, 

I told her that I loved her

And she said she loved me too

But then I saw her with another,

And don't know really what to do

(Refrain)

Buying and trading with other's loves and lives

Don't you know that's a game I despise

Mary had a way of walking,

Enough to make a grown man cry

And her way of talking

Seemed to put stars in the sky

But I caught her with another

And so I had to say goodbye