Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Top ten reasons why I am a luddite

Ten. I took my Harley to the dump because it had no kickstarter

Nine. I think telecommunications is smoke signalling

Eight. And advanced telecommunications media is semaphores

Seven. To me, digital is counting on one’s hands

Six. My computer software runs on morse code

Five. My word processor is a chisel and a stone tablet

Four. The only control setting on my air condtioner is the wall plug

Three. I use dehumidifier condensate to flush toilets

Two. My GPS is a roadmap and a wet thumb…and…drum roll please..

One. To me “search engine” means “check the V-8 for a drug stash”

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