Ten. I took my Harley to the dump because it had no kickstarter
Nine. I think telecommunications is smoke signalling
Eight. And advanced telecommunications media is semaphores
Seven. To me, digital is counting on one’s hands
Six. My computer software runs on morse code
Five. My word processor is a chisel and a stone tablet
Four. The only control setting on my air condtioner is the wall plug
Three. I use dehumidifier condensate to flush toilets
Two. My GPS is a roadmap and a wet thumb…and…drum roll please..
One. To me “search engine” means “check the V-8 for a drug stash”
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