Wednesday, March 28, 2012
The difference between paper and pauper is "u"
What did the News of the World say to Rupert Murdoch just before he folded it?
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Friday, March 16, 2012
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Bad fruit’s An Artist – It Draws Flies
What’s the Art Fern TeaTime Movie starring Zazu Pitts, Chuck Berry, Johnny Appleseed, Stone Phillips and “Kernel” Sanders?
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Vegan Nightmare
What's the new TeaTime movie starring Eddie Rabbit, Beefsteak Charlie, Tom Turkey and Chicken Little?
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Mideast commentary...
Okay now we know . Turns out the Iranians have been enriching uranium …for a nuclear powered metal detector. They sold it to a group of guys from Albany last week.
Now these Albanians know about as much about world oceans as the ‘Driver’ of that cruise ship that turned turtle and gave Tuscany a bad name. Call him Captain? No way. Not even “Minnie” I mean he could have at least thrown Diane Lane a life-preserver. Ya think?
Anyway, Landlubber Gang somehow doggie paddled their waterlogged way to a discovery of a little bit of sunken platinum... just a whole freighter load…just off of the coast of Cape Cod….just worth about $50 trillion.
I mean there were so many rare coins strewn off Sankaty Light that dolphins were grounding themselves in a vain attempt to get to Foxwoods. They couldn’t make it because their suitcases were laden with too much of the metal.
But now poor platinum is gonna get the Pluto treatment. You know -- the planet that got demoted to Mickey’s dog? There’ll be so much of the stuff on the market its status as a precious metal is toast. People will line their bird cage floors with platinum foil. The Olympics will award Platinum Medals to the last place finishers. The market value of Platinum ingots will plummet like a homesick worm. People will try to trade them for Greek drachmas, S&H Green stamps and Sacagawea dollars.
But not to worry. Here’s the punch line. They will be seized and used to pay off the US national debt. And the government will then put up a pure platinum satellite. The size of Jupiter.
Called Platnik.
Now these Albanians know about as much about world oceans as the ‘Driver’ of that cruise ship that turned turtle and gave Tuscany a bad name. Call him Captain? No way. Not even “Minnie” I mean he could have at least thrown Diane Lane a life-preserver. Ya think?
Anyway, Landlubber Gang somehow doggie paddled their waterlogged way to a discovery of a little bit of sunken platinum... just a whole freighter load…just off of the coast of Cape Cod….just worth about $50 trillion.
I mean there were so many rare coins strewn off Sankaty Light that dolphins were grounding themselves in a vain attempt to get to Foxwoods. They couldn’t make it because their suitcases were laden with too much of the metal.
But now poor platinum is gonna get the Pluto treatment. You know -- the planet that got demoted to Mickey’s dog? There’ll be so much of the stuff on the market its status as a precious metal is toast. People will line their bird cage floors with platinum foil. The Olympics will award Platinum Medals to the last place finishers. The market value of Platinum ingots will plummet like a homesick worm. People will try to trade them for Greek drachmas, S&H Green stamps and Sacagawea dollars.
But not to worry. Here’s the punch line. They will be seized and used to pay off the US national debt. And the government will then put up a pure platinum satellite. The size of Jupiter.
Called Platnik.
Saturday, March 3, 2012
Friday, March 2, 2012
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Plant Parenthood
What's the latest TeaTime Movie starring Art Fern, Lily Tomlin, Dick Grasso, Richard Roundtree, Herb Score, George Bush, and Sterling Moss?
Danny and the Seniors
Who sings At the Hop in heaven? ( Daniel Joseph "Danny" Rapp May 9, 1941 – April 5, 1983)
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