Sunday, September 1, 2013

Top ten courses at Donald Trump U

10 – Sneering 101

9 –  Legal Larceny: It’s Called Bankruptcy

8 –  Fleecing the Little Guy for Fun and Profit

7  – Learn “You’re Fired” in 12 Foreign languages

6  – How Not to Run for President

5  –  Making Income Disparity Work for You

4  –  Whatever Happened to?… Marla Maples

3  –   Bluster and Prevarication For Dummies

2  – How to Cast Aspersions on Hawaiian Birth Certificates

and (drum roll please…)

1  –  Twenty Easy Ways to Style Your Toupee

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