Saturday, December 28, 2013
Friday, September 6, 2013
Sunday, September 1, 2013
Top ten courses at Donald Trump U
10 – Sneering 101
9 – Legal Larceny: It’s Called Bankruptcy
8 – Fleecing the Little Guy for Fun and Profit
7 – Learn “You’re Fired” in 12 Foreign languages
6 – How Not to Run for President
5 – Making Income Disparity Work for You
4 – Whatever Happened to?… Marla Maples
3 – Bluster and Prevarication For Dummies
2 – How to Cast Aspersions on Hawaiian Birth Certificates
and (drum roll please…)
1 – Twenty Easy Ways to Style Your Toupee
9 – Legal Larceny: It’s Called Bankruptcy
8 – Fleecing the Little Guy for Fun and Profit
7 – Learn “You’re Fired” in 12 Foreign languages
6 – How Not to Run for President
5 – Making Income Disparity Work for You
4 – Whatever Happened to?… Marla Maples
3 – Bluster and Prevarication For Dummies
2 – How to Cast Aspersions on Hawaiian Birth Certificates
and (drum roll please…)
1 – Twenty Easy Ways to Style Your Toupee
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Top ten things that probably glow in the dark
10-- Chicken Kiev...oops... I mean chickens from Kiev
9-- The Chernobyl wolves that dine on Kiev chickens
8-- Bats during firefly season
7-- 1950's wrist watch dials
6-- Neon -- when it gets really excited
5-- Tugtupite -- and many drab rocks from Franklin NJ
4-- The worms in that Chuck Berry Song
3-- Some Japanese horror flick monsters
2-- The headstone on Madame Curie's grave
and ( drum roll please)
1-- Fukushima Springs Bottles water
9-- The Chernobyl wolves that dine on Kiev chickens
8-- Bats during firefly season
7-- 1950's wrist watch dials
6-- Neon -- when it gets really excited
5-- Tugtupite -- and many drab rocks from Franklin NJ
4-- The worms in that Chuck Berry Song
3-- Some Japanese horror flick monsters
2-- The headstone on Madame Curie's grave
and ( drum roll please)
1-- Fukushima Springs Bottles water
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Top ten reasons you should abandon your home
(Bonus) -- Your neighbor's raising giant wild boars And feeding them with coffee grounds
(Bonus) -- The fuzz on that gouda has taken over your attic
10 -- That creeping sinkhole in your backyard just won’t quit
9 -- Local doppler radar shows a hook echo barreling down your street
8 --You just acquired a case of shingles. And not the kind you roof with
7 -- Miley Cyrus wants to move in. Sans wardrobe . But with her entourage.
6 --Your name is Bashar al-Assad. And cruise missiles are incoming
5 --You ratted out Whitey -- and he found it on Zillow
4 --You built over an Indian burial ground. And the natives are getting restless
3 -- Your name is Erin Hernandez and you're getting hang-up calls
2--Google Earth shows a giant crosshair mowed into your front lawn
and (drum roll please)
1 --You live in a California forest. And smell smoke.
0 -- It was designed and built by a grad of Donald Trump U.
(Bonus) -- The fuzz on that gouda has taken over your attic
10 -- That creeping sinkhole in your backyard just won’t quit
9 -- Local doppler radar shows a hook echo barreling down your street
8 --You just acquired a case of shingles. And not the kind you roof with
7 -- Miley Cyrus wants to move in. Sans wardrobe . But with her entourage.
6 --Your name is Bashar al-Assad. And cruise missiles are incoming
5 --You ratted out Whitey -- and he found it on Zillow
4 --You built over an Indian burial ground. And the natives are getting restless
3 -- Your name is Erin Hernandez and you're getting hang-up calls
2--Google Earth shows a giant crosshair mowed into your front lawn
and (drum roll please)
1 --You live in a California forest. And smell smoke.
0 -- It was designed and built by a grad of Donald Trump U.
Sunday, August 18, 2013
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
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