Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Dull dummy dufus - Pt. 11 How not to get a date at match dot com

Dis dull dummy dufus …

…definatlee duz desire dame…

me be kinda crazed but cute conservative and considerate copywriter, commodity trader and sin-a-ma-tog-rapher…

latest project – dis here is da title:

Get The Number of That Lumber

stars Roddy McDowell, Richard Roundtree, Jim Beam, Wiley Post and Natalie Wood.

a true netflix reject

B movie – going for the Insect Oscar

oh yea I be really older den it sez liar liar pants on fire

but look act boink lif-waits blog like 34 -- got dem almost washboard abs -- cept for dark chocolate..darn

oh and impulse control of 24

okay I mean nice matoor guyz bring up da rear in da dame derby – so sed dat Casey Stengel clone of my yout

so I be tryin to be helium-headed, unkempt bad boi - mo betta?

well like, mebbe, yu wanna pardee pretty pleez?..oh small talk first huh

shure I can oblige

und ve vil cee vat hapenz my dear brunhildas, heideez and henriettas. Here goeth…

howbout dem Red Sox…- wicked pis*ah …dat dere Yankee dog woan hunt, ya tink?

wo nice rack said the wall oven to the dishwasher

Yo!!! Callen all u babes, batchelorettes and bimbos out dere in tv land -- dis here hip dood doan wanna mess aroun – much!! Ya tink !! Wink wick nudge nudge, lol rotflmao

;-)
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Fidelty? - dats way overrated -- TR Price is no bettah -- haw haw

Man, beantown is boss, dis heer Miama Vice rerun is way kool dontcha think?--what’s your sign? Oh I was kinda hopin you wuz a lingerie model……hey gimme dat remote.

Sarah Palin for prez, right. Nah, make that The Donald.

Newt? He ate his foot wid his mout. Doan worry he’ll grow it back

Sewww actshirly no kids nevah grew up, learn me maturity ladeez. Puleez!! Now see if dis passes al them text filters…






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