“…So folks, it certainly is buggy out there today….(crowd yells in unison – and how buggy is it Johnny?…
Well it’s so buggy I had to upgrade my tennis zapper from lithion–ion to fuel-cell to pocket nuclear fusion to naked singularity...
It’s so buggy the deer flies sucked the bambis' down to venison jerky…
It's so buggy my pet echnida had to go in for lap band surgery..
It’s so buggy the mosquitos buzzing in my ear gave me tinnitus..
It’s so buggy that when IBM tried a point data cloud scan of the flying object around my head…Watson went up in smoke..
It’s so buggy every runtime compiler on the planet has decided to interpret instead...
It’s so buggy the salient feature of my landscaping is a sand trap filled with Terra ant-killer granules...
It’s so buggy the truck rolling down my driveway is not because the brakes failed— the ants are carting it off for candy in the glovebox...
It’s so buggy the spiders have come down with type II diabetes and have to jog around their webs…
….poof…
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