Most ax-cellent aydoorable Amurican buty,
You knew we have been done compleat to correspond for many long thyme and eon epoch era. Me myself I do arrive to conclude love schizofriendily for your selfsame identity backside.
So here now in this pagial territory I maintain to further describe such notations which I may entertain to cause visage improvements on lo that female Goddeuse, which I content your identity is identical wid.
Meine large abuse of Anglican linguage I hope not levee to our communism-ication. I depreciate in most extreme greatitude all your fur bear ance.
It be mite chillie hear in little doggie tent on Pluto. But me have blue tooth to send out computer lectrons… Also so cold I have blue tooth in mout. Ha he hi ho. See I can machine-pun Americanski
Big offset here twoday. We all discover gastrological god determine Pluto no longer planet. Now only mutt of Mickey. Now only bread stuff in flight around Solar thermosbottle-nucleer gas bag. Bimmer.
Nokay, so now I update palm to you what perspires in my magazine-breakfast-cereal Life. I have made renderings to de-arrive leave home ice ball and sune will co-aless to you! Even here I detach a sameness of my trouble pisspot so you can countenance my sam-seer detentions.
But wretchedly, it now happened to cause that my pet gilda monster consume vast quantity of rocketplane ticket. No tickee no flitee no leavee
So dear madame can you please forthwith kindly transit via Western Union, wire transfer, bank rout or Vulcan mind meld the precise sum of $500,000,000.00 America dollars USD or equivalent in local currency. Note how my diction amazingly clears when sums of money are involved.
Sum how meeracle of gud verb-barrage ee-merge when muny info has a need for which to communi-miserate. Yo thunk…
Me pearlogize for humus-among-us amount bescreeched, but now at this juncturate in tempor-all clothesline, Americanski congress blow-hards backyard barbecue burger buns in place of dasterdly derby of debt destriction dealing. So greenback fade to footnail fungus yellow and worth only Pluto poop.
Me here stand and weight with meat on fish hook breath for US Treasury hay bail two shift orbit!
Sinfully yers,
Alekssandr Racoonianskiov
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