Song -- China Clipper

(For you I wrote this song
It took me all night long
Hope you won’t think it wrong
For me so forward be)

So what’s this all about
Oh I don’t need to shout
It’s just -- you’re pure lights out
As even blind eyes can see

You got me so enthralled
I’m walkin’ into walls
You’re like Niagara Falls
For  newlyweds to be

So please come wreck my train
Please drive me half insane
I sure will not complain
If there’s a you and me

‘Cos when you’re on mind
It’s like, there’s no stop signs
It‘s just like flying blind
Over vast China sea

In ancient Martin plane
Four giant engines main
Through storm clouds, winds and rain
Could be the end of me

 I dream you’re up on stage
And quite the current rage
It’s the Victorian Age
Your petticoat I can see

You’re one heck of a muse
You make my screws come loose
I’m giddy as a goose
And pining like a tree

I try hard as I can
I got a million plans
Grains of Sahara sands
To get you addicted to me

I wonder years from now
If you’ll recall this show
Oh - did stage lights just blow?
Well, I did hit upper C…

This was my very best shot
I gave it all I got
You love me now? -- or what?
Sure hope that it might be

REFRAIN

So in all our lifetimes
How we do wish for sunshine
But if you’re a tornado
Then, with smile I’ll go

And when your storm clears
You’ll see me way up there
A rainbow will follow
Where ever I will go.

Top Twelve Dating Site Photo Turn Offs

12.    You in some tasteless tacky foreign tourist trap.

11.    You kissing your dog. Yick.

10.    You posing on a motorcycle you neither ride nor own

9.      You with a green highlight surround. (So desperate you pay extra, uh?)

8.      You as a Roswell survivor (Luv that weird car-cam alien look?)

7.       You engaged in ozone depleting, global-warming travel.

6.      You kissing your dog on the mouth. Double yick.

5.       You showing kleevege (I am not into stampedes)

4.       Your greasy facial highlights (Powder – an amazing invention)

3.       You out of focus (Oh, how competent.)

2.      You drinking a Mai Tia the size of Jupiter.  (Oh, AAA hookie day?) and …

1.      You and your dog.  One  of you showing tongue. Triple yick.

A: Bonfire of the Vanities

Q; What happened after the arsonist struck the bathroom furniture warehouse?

A: Sioux

Q: What's the new Native American tribe founded by Lawyers?

A: Booty call

Q:  What happened after your cell phone fell into your Uggs?

YUPP / NOPE

Nicely answering email /  rudely ignoring email
Dashcam pix - Russian meteor  /   dashcam pix - you
Writing  /  texting
Taoism /  ageism
Kissing babies  / Kissing  dogs
Gold miners  / gold diggers
Country rock  / country
Photos of you  /  photos of you traveling
Wanton women /  wonton soup
Taylor Swift’s hate songs   / Taylor Swift’s love songs
Downton Abby  / Dear Abby
Rabbits foot for luck  / rabbits foot for lunch
Kool spelled with a “K”    / cool spelled with a “c”
Tricky / picky
Wood floors  /  wood stoves
Telepathy  / cell phones
Crocodile tears / John Boehner tears
The Five Satins / The Four Tops
Plastic surgery  / plastic dinnerware
April 1st  /  April 15th
Stick shift / automatic
Haiku  /  tweet
Clever  /  devious
Truck  /  car
Kickstart  /  button start
Cheesecake / cheese cake
Audrey Landers  /  Ann Landers
PBS documentaries  / PBS fund raising
Manhattan Island  /   Nantucket Island
The Good Wife  /  Stepford Wives
Chromebook  / Facebook
Dogwoods / dog slobber
Tolerance / intolerance
Spiders  /  ants
Bald heads  / shaved heads
Sloe-eyed  / cross-eyed
Ed McMahon  / Vince McMahon
Foxy  /  weasely
WW II  /  Gulf War II
Cleaning a wok  /  cleaning a cat pan
Andy Rooney  / Emily Rooney
Info  / infomercials
Sundial  / rolex
Tina  Fey  / Sarah Palin
Carburetors /  fuel injection
Harris tweed  /  Boss tweed
Obsession  / habit
Sales tax  / real estate tax
Sugarless gum  /  smokeless tobacco
Philanthropy  / philandery
Want  / need
Johnny Carson / Carson Daley
Air cooled  / water cooled
Visual  / tactile
Aerobics  / blue pills
Martina McBride /  Michele Bachmann
Propane  /   fuel oil
Snow shovel  /  snow plow
Lil' Kim / Kim Jong-un
Feuling  / fueling
Bridget Riley / Bill O’Reilly
Opinion / dogma
Military drones  / zoning board drones
Virology  /  scientology
Olive oil  / trans fat
Douglas DC-7C  /   Douglas DC-8
Dark chocolate  /  white chococlate
Bolt action  /  magazine
Orchids  /  lawn
Hilltop / oceanfront
Eco-tourism / Carnival cruise-ism
This site as a blog / this site to meet anybody

You   /   me  haha