12. You in some tasteless tacky foreign tourist trap.
11. You kissing your dog. Yick.
10. You posing on a motorcycle you neither ride nor own
9. You with a green highlight surround. (So desperate you pay extra, uh?)
8. You as a Roswell survivor (Luv that weird car-cam alien look?)
7. You engaged in ozone depleting, global-warming travel.
6. You kissing your dog on the mouth. Double yick.
5. You showing kleevege (I am not into stampedes)
4. Your greasy facial highlights (Powder – an amazing invention)
3. You out of focus (Oh, how competent.)
2. You drinking a Mai Tia the size of Jupiter. (Oh, AAA hookie day?) and …
1. You and your dog. One of you showing tongue. Triple yick.
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