Nicely answering email / rudely ignoring email
Dashcam pix - Russian meteor / dashcam pix - you
Writing / texting
Taoism / ageism
Kissing babies / Kissing dogs
Gold miners / gold diggers
Country rock / country
Photos of you / photos of you traveling
Wanton women / wonton soup
Taylor Swift’s hate songs / Taylor Swift’s love songs
Downton Abby / Dear Abby
Rabbits foot for luck / rabbits foot for lunch
Kool spelled with a “K” / cool spelled with a “c”
Tricky / picky
Wood floors / wood stoves
Telepathy / cell phones
Crocodile tears / John Boehner tears
The Five Satins / The Four Tops
Plastic surgery / plastic dinnerware
April 1st / April 15th
Stick shift / automatic
Haiku / tweet
Clever / devious
Truck / car
Kickstart / button start
Cheesecake / cheese cake
Audrey Landers / Ann Landers
PBS documentaries / PBS fund raising
Manhattan Island / Nantucket Island
The Good Wife / Stepford Wives
Chromebook / Facebook
Dogwoods / dog slobber
Tolerance / intolerance
Spiders / ants
Bald heads / shaved heads
Sloe-eyed / cross-eyed
Ed McMahon / Vince McMahon
Foxy / weasely
WW II / Gulf War II
Cleaning a wok / cleaning a cat pan
Andy Rooney / Emily Rooney
Info / infomercials
Sundial / rolex
Tina Fey / Sarah Palin
Carburetors / fuel injection
Harris tweed / Boss tweed
Obsession / habit
Sales tax / real estate tax
Sugarless gum / smokeless tobacco
Philanthropy / philandery
Want / need
Johnny Carson / Carson Daley
Air cooled / water cooled
Visual / tactile
Aerobics / blue pills
Martina McBride / Michele Bachmann
Propane / fuel oil
Snow shovel / snow plow
Lil' Kim / Kim Jong-un
Feuling / fueling
Bridget Riley / Bill O’Reilly
Opinion / dogma
Military drones / zoning board drones
Virology / scientology
Olive oil / trans fat
Douglas DC-7C / Douglas DC-8
Dark chocolate / white chococlate
Bolt action / magazine
Orchids / lawn
Hilltop / oceanfront
Eco-tourism / Carnival cruise-ism
This site as a blog / this site to meet anybody
You / me haha
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