Coronavirus. What infected the sun along with everyone else.
Pandemic. What happened when the virus tore through the cookware factory?
Toilet paper, hand sanitizer and Smithfield ham. What's on the virus hoarder's Christmas list.
Shelter in place. What's the 21st century version of Duck and Cover.
Social distancing. Why is there a shortage of tape measures at Home Depot.
Graham Nash. What's a country singer or two classic automobiles.
Carpool. What's the quick way to sanitize your Rambler Metropolitan.
Toilet paper hoarding. What happened just. before the Montezuma Revenge pandemic hit.
Splish Splash by Bobby Darin. What's the new national anthem.
Drive-thru Scrub-A-Dub with the top down. What did the Dummy think was a good way to sanitize his hands.
Polio. What did the Dummy think was a game played with horses and long mallets.
Haz mat suits. What's the new hot selling item at Gentlemen's Warehouse.
A mask, a gown and a ventilator. What did you wear to the masquerade ball to benefit COPD.
Climate-change catastrophe. What's going to make a global pandemic look like a picnic in the park.
The US dollar. What's wooden nickel kicked up a notch.
Hand sanitizer warehouse. What is the new Fort Knox.
The Wuhan Wet Market. What did Poland Springs decide not to change their name to
Stimulus package. What did the pervert hustle home from the porn shop.
Airbag. What's a party balloon kicked up a notch.
Quantitative easing. What Ben Bernanke say as he loosened his belt buckle after a big meal.
You are a real cut up. What did the scissors say to the comical tin snips.
Fiat currency. How did you pay for your new little Italian car.
Shop til you drop. What are Instacart employees worried about.
Six feet under. What is the final version of social distancing?
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