Long departed soul of reclusive eccentric gearhead (actually, propeller head) quadrillionaire who is also….
an adderall addled, anxiety afflicted, anorexic autuer, aviation archeologist and antipasto –phile….
Seeking to sonar side scan entire Pacific Ocean at matchstick resolution in vain fruitless -- but vegetable rich -- quest.
Objective: to blunder into, stumble upon, devilishly devine or otherwise prestidigitate location of Lockheed Electra entombing body and perhaps spirit of auburn-tressed aviatrix --
-- and her alcoholic incompetent navigator with the same name as my ex-wife's family - how fitting is that.
If successful, Mr. Hughes hopes he can commit financial suicide sans moribundity (since he is already dead, duh) with Ms. Earhart by performing a prenuptial-free complete commingling of assets.
Mr Hughes proffers these advantages to willing supplicants:
** not constrained by petty physical laws, the arrow of time or SEC Reg. FD
** has Wiley Post, Lou Rukeyser, Uncle Scrooge and Carol Doda on speed dial
** does not believe in the space time continuum, sanctity of marriage, the american dream or santa claus
** exhalts insider trading, violation of attorney client privilege and littering of public highways
Full disclosure: yes google is paying me a commission for searches, so wear out that right mouse click ladies.
Email is not necessary as Mr. Hughes will cruise in from the aether in his XF-11 and invade your mind.
If successful, Mr. Hughes hopes he can commit financial suicide sans moribundity (since he is already dead, duh) with Ms. Earhart by performing a prenuptial-free complete commingling of assets.
Mr Hughes proffers these advantages to willing supplicants:
** not constrained by petty physical laws, the arrow of time or SEC Reg. FD
** has Wiley Post, Lou Rukeyser, Uncle Scrooge and Carol Doda on speed dial
** does not believe in the space time continuum, sanctity of marriage, the american dream or santa claus
** exhalts insider trading, violation of attorney client privilege and littering of public highways
Full disclosure: yes google is paying me a commission for searches, so wear out that right mouse click ladies.
Email is not necessary as Mr. Hughes will cruise in from the aether in his XF-11 and invade your mind.
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