When The Smog Clears, Inc. just went public. Here is the analyst's report.
UCLA has a good looking chart - especially relative strength index, moving average convergence, positive money flow ; low implied volatility. [ Translation: this "security" lifts weights every 4-5 days, walks 3-5 miles daily, has income and is loyal / faithful / forgiving perhaps to a fault sometimes.]
UCLA has an attractively low price/earnings ratio plus pristine balance sheet. [Translation -- lo maintenance, can make perhaps gobs of money under the right conditions, was instilled with personal hygiene from youth - father was a virologist in the age of polio.]
Compulsory REG. FD (full disclosure): UCLA is actually 121 years old but recently had a face, brain and psyche lift. The "before" photo was so ugly that Match refused to upload it.
UCLA is kinda the neighborhood wild child among securities. Sometimes eccentric, quixotic and arcane, but not that difficult nor obstreperous. A creative country cowboy tech-maven gearhead. But UCLA has a heart of pure exchange traded fund GLD. UCLA has been the rumored target of a take over by Bad Girl, Inc, [We deem this eventuality unlikely because the confluence of similar forces would generate a rip in the space time continuum strong enough to destroy the universe.]
This security is appropriate for high risk accounts of big city girls and business women who desire a walk on the wild side and /or an occasional serene sojourn out in the boondocks. (Um gee are not those two mutually exclusive? Find out!)
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