So how broke is California, Johnny?

California’s so broke LAX converted the Goodyear blimp into a turnstile tollboth for jumbo jets..

California’s so broke they made the lottery payoff in sand dollars, wooden nickels and steel pennies.

California’s so broke Governor Schwarnegger moonlights on talks shows for minimum union scale.

California’s so broke Sacremento sold its name rights to a tomato juice canner.

California’s so broke statehouse  dinners are now catered by the NBC Commissary.

California’s so broke the Highway Department cut off its Slauson and sold it for scrap.

California’s so broke the Motion Picture Academy sold out to Ding Dong School.

California’s so broke the only Nutrition Spokesperson we can afford is Gumby.

California’s so broke we sold the Mulholland Highway back to the Dutch.

California’s so broke we now charge admission to the Harbor Freeway as a thrill ride.

California’s so broke they replaced San Onofre with a farm of crazed-gerbil generators.

California’s so broke the economy sucks more than the baleen whale that went berserk at Sea World.

California’s so broke they renamed Million Dollar Road, Penny Lane.

California’s so broke the State Treasurer is channeling Jack Benny.

California’s so broke Don Rickles won’t even stoop to insult it.

California’s so broke they say it is all San Andreas’s Fault