Top ten reasons to fire your financial advisor

He’s grown his hair into a mullet do like John Corzine and Bernie Madoff

He wants you to invest in the IPO of a social networking outfit called FacePlant

You found out he’s the illegitimate son of the Bombastic Bushkin

Insider trading for Raj Rajratnam headlines his resume

He has squirreled away Greek Drachmas in hopes of a comeback

It was on his advice the Fed minted the Sacagawea dollar

He thinks security analyst-speak  “POS” means “point of sale”

He claims cotango is a new dance craze sweeping the nation

He was the cost control executive of Boston’s Big Dig

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He tells you Ponzi was just a co-star on Happy Days