Tuesday, May 22, 2012

So how hot is it Johnny?


It’s so hot my pet cockatiel got roasted into chicken fricasee

It’s so hot my fish pond cooked the carp into boiled schrod

It’s so hot they brought San Onofre back on line just to run my Kelvinator

It’s so hot Cool hand Luke gave me a Indian burn out behind the NBC dumpster

It’s so hot an overturned truckload of crayola made the 405 Freeway into a pool of paisley puce

It’s so hot they’re renacting the race riots to cool down Watts

It’s so hot Mitt Romney’s dog is begging for a breezy roof rack ride to Maine

It’s so hot the Airforce enlisted hordes of hummingbirds to cool their jets

It’s so hot Barack Obama is eating weiner dog in rolls for lunch

It’s so hot the Tujunga Wash had to send out for dry cleaning

It’s so hot the California Aqueduct is impersonating the River Styxx

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