It’s so hot my pet cockatiel got roasted into chicken fricasee
It’s so hot my fish pond cooked the carp into boiled schrod
It’s so hot they brought San Onofre back on line just to run my Kelvinator
It’s so hot Cool hand Luke gave me a Indian burn out behind the NBC dumpster
It’s so hot an overturned truckload of crayola made the 405 Freeway into a pool of paisley puce
It’s so hot they’re renacting the race riots to cool down Watts
It’s so hot Mitt Romney’s dog is begging for a breezy roof rack ride to Maine
It’s so hot the Airforce enlisted hordes of hummingbirds to cool their jets
It’s so hot Barack Obama is eating weiner dog in rolls for lunch
It’s so hot the Tujunga Wash had to send out for dry cleaning
It’s so hot the California Aqueduct is impersonating the River Styxx
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