8. I go to a frozen pond every February. And walk on water
7. My bread machine went berserk, turned out 4,000 loaves
6. I went to Costco. Found tuna cans big enough to feed thousands
5. People say my name after the hammer misses.
4. My Dad’s viagra ran out – he tried immaculate conception.
3. Hot cross buns give me memory pains in my palms.
2. My hoodie got tangled in a rose bush – crown of thorns
(drum roll)
1. Every time I pass a manger, I suck my thumb
Pah-dum-pum
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