Nine things overheard while unloading a soapstone stove…

9. Oh cool -- I just invented a new swear word

8. I think it looks great just staying here in the driveway

7. Oh -- so this is what a black hole weighs

6. We need a Parton sized Dolly

5. Did this thing weld itself to the trailer floor?

4. No,  that’s not firecrackers, that is my back

3. Please -- no more puns about getting all in a lather

2. We’re gonna need a bigger crane

(drum roll)

1. No , that is not a wilted leaf, that is my finger