Oncology joke

I have cancer   -- and lousy hearing.

So my brilliant, enthralling, stylish and beautiful oncologist called me on her cell phone.

She said:

“ Now that your chemo is over, I want to marry you. I will use a local anesthetic and it won’t hurt a bit.”

Now this proposal was beyond my wildest dreams. After I flew around the ceiling and over the moon a bit, I composed myself. Of course I had to be honest and truthful to my now soon-to-be wife  so I said:

“Yes oh yes ..but of course sometimes marriage can hurt no matter what you do.”

There was a long silence and then she answered;

“NO I want to MARROW you. The bone biopsy, remember?”

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Darn

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I hate cell phones