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Hard-core lead-foot gear-head macho musclecar male enlisting edgy trophy-girl / calendar-model type to ride shot gun at the NHRA Funny Car Nationals . Must be top heavy; able to with stand excess lateral G-force; enjoy the aroma of propylene oxide and nitromethane; and deploy trashy lingerie, stilletto heels and excess eye-shadow on a moments notice and a regular basis.

Job duties include flashing truckers, taking champagne showers and conducting private pole and victory lap dances.