Q: What do you call an untamed slacker?
A: Dulcimer
Q: What's the most boring musical instrument?
A: Sausalito
Q: What's the new brand of tiny cocktail weiners?
A: Marinade
Q: What's the hot new drink in Sausalito?
A: Battering ram
Q: What's the first step to making deep fried mutton?
A: Cool Hand Luke
Q: Which of Jesus's disciples lived in Siberia
A: Horn of Plenty
Q: What happens when you cross cornucopia with smorgasbord
A: Bugs Bunny
Q: What did Oswald the Rabbit call his tick infested cousin?
A: Hail to the Chief
Q: What did the Ice Company try to deliver to Donald Trump?
A: Plastic surgery
Q: What did the injured Tupperware need?
A: Soap opera
Q: What starred Tide, Wisk and Fels-Naptha?
A: Horse latitudes
Q: Where should the Kentucky Derby move to?
A: Stink up the house
Q: What did the flatulent carpenter do?
A: Something's rotten in the state of Denmark
Q: What did the very queasy Viking proclaim?
Q: Fast food.
A: What did Campbell Soup call its new race car?
A: Alphabet soup.
Q: What's the new chain of casual dining libraries?
A: Electric chair.
Q: What does Elon Musk call his new line of furniture?
A: Phlebitis
Q: What involves neither a flea nor bite?
A: War Games. Health Care. Still rivers run deep. Rodeo Drive.
Q: Describe four Oxymorons
A: IHop.
Q: Where can you get rabbit stew and Kangaroo steak?
A: Traffic jam
Q: What do you spread on highway toast?
A: Cubism
Q: What do you get when you combine geometry and religion?
A: A fine line
Q: What was Jackson Pollock never accused of drawing?
A: Here's Johnny
Q: What do you say when you introduce your new bathroom?
A: Heat Wave.
Q: How does an oven greet a fireplace?
A: Wire Haired Terrier.
Q: What's the new mascot for Brillo soap pads?
A: Peppermint.
Q: What do you get when you cross a spice with an herb ?
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