Q: What do seat belts and sloppy journalists have in common ?
A: Kool Aide
Q; What was the benefit held for sick air conditioners?
A: Grease monkey
Q: Who's the official mascot of Jiffy Lube?
A: Airedale
Q: What did Chuck Yeager name his dog?
A: Hirsute
Q: What did the mannish woman like to wear?
A: Doctor Quack
Q: What's the new chain of duck veterinarians?
A: Quark
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a duck?
A: Rainbow
Q: What do you wrap a gift of sping water with?
A: House of Cards
Q: Where do old comedians go?
A: Poison pen letter
Q: What's written in strychnine ink?
A: Dawn breaks
Q: What's the opposite of night falls
A: Knight falls
Q: What'd you say when Gladys stumbled ?
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