Bada bing. What's the search engine for strip clubs
Paradox. What did the twin oncologists call their practice?
Bureau drawer. What does the FBI call their best sketch artist?
Paintball. Where did Sherwin Williams dance with Benjamin Moore?
Cardiologist. Who specializes in ill polker decks?
Trial balloon. What did they bring to Clarence Darrow's birthday party?
Fortune cookie. What's in oreo iced with gold leaf called?
Mile high club. What did Motel on the mountain change its name to?
Medicare. What isn't medical and doesn't care?
Screen time. What does the porch installer bill for?
Finagle a Bagel. What did the muffin man's evil twin do?
Filing cabinets. What does a woodworker spend a lot of time doing?
2nd down. What's a goose grow after being shaved?
Overdue bill. What did the duck send the tardy woodpecker?
Bird of prey. What did the minister call his pet falcon?
Stephen Hawking. What did the cosmologist call his pet falcon?
Hate crime. What does every good cop do?
Insomnia in Indianapolis. What did they first call Sleepless in Seattle?
Don't bolt your food. What did Mama lightning tell its hungry son?
The devil and the deep blue sea. Who quickly ended up in divorce court?
Friends in high places. Who were Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay?
Low blow. What happened when the hurricane went into Death Valley?
Money doesn't grow on trees. What did the botanist tell the currency Trader?
Board of directors. What do sometimes impatient Hollywood starlets get?
High crimes and misdemeanors. What happened when the crooks climbed Mount Everest?
Crime wave. What happened when the crooks surfed at Oahu?
Penny Lane. What's not exactly paved in gold?
Dirty copper. What happened when the plumbing supply got flooded?
Plumbob. What do you get when you cross a fruit and a home improvement Guru?
Tall tale. What does a giraffe have?
Heptane Highway. What was the first name of Gasoline Alley?
96 Tears. What did the numerologist crocodile shed?
Zebra. What is the mother of all cup sizes?
Crime and punishment and love and marriage. What are pretty much the same thing?
Quickie divorce. What do lawyers often have nightmares about?
Eyeball. Where did Foster Grant dance with Bausch & Lomb?
Mark, Cuban. What do you tell Fidel Castro to do with his highlighter?
Wool over your eyes. What do you grow if you want impersonate Groucho Marx?
Boll weevils. Who came up with the name cotton candy?
Strip mine. What's the new chain of gentlemens clubs in West Virginia?
Mountain lion. What did you think when Pikes Peak told a fib?
House of the Rising Sun. Where did Jesus go to buy his return ticket to heaven?
Arabian Nights. How did King Arthur's Round Table demonstrate diversity?
40 days and 40 nights. Describe Mickey Rooney's longest marriage?
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