Saturday, July 28, 2018

Leper colony. Where do sick frogs go?

Quaalude. What's the stage name of the parakeet pornstar?

Jam session. What did the marmalade, the preserve and the jelly jar sit in on?

The Spruce Goose. What happens when pine trees get frisky?

Bar exam. What did the Lush pass with flying colors?

What's the name of the bird mobster? Robin Hood.

Corn Maize and water fountain. What did the tautologist have in his backyard?

Polka dot. What was dancing Dorothy's nickname?

1941 Willys. Who attended the big Bill convention?

Stop watch. What did you Proclaim as your Rolex ran away?

President's cabinet. Where does Trump 
Store his Jack Daniels?

Hush money. What do you say when your wad of fifties talks too much?

Lifeguard. What do you get when you cross breakfast cereal and underarm deodorant?

Banana peel. What did you tell The Reluctant fruit stripper to do?

FaceTime. What does the cosmetologist bill for?

Sox appeal. What made the stocking fall in love with a legging?

Fortune cookie. What's the only thing that Trump knows how to bake?

Spy glasses. What did the optometrist prescribe to mata hari?

Cubicle. Where was Picasso born and brought up?



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