Friday, December 26, 2014

New Years Resolutions for 2015

Attach portable Clapper to car keys

Put lithium batteries in Clapper

Keep motorcycle collection additions under ten

Discontinue habit of running up down-escalators

Try to find compost pile without GPS

Do not snow shovel entire driveway

Stop compulsive calendar creation

Try to regrow hair with chia seeds

Paper walls and ceilings with medical records

Seek to get hemoglobin above 7. Chew nails.

Attempt to cure marrow malady. Eat bones

Try to boost white cells. Swallow titanium dioxide

Fall out of love with foxy fetching brilliant oncologist

Cease counting free food court samples as a daily meal

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