10. Bald someday, anyway. Think ahead. Be consistent
9. So do not want to emulate Donald Trump
8. Beats the heck out of face paint if you are a billiard
ball fan
7. Tough economic times. Extra body billboard space, Chaching
6. Want to start a collection of functional toupees
5. Better headtop tat visibility
4. Rick of Pawn Stars
is kinda cool.
3. Tough economic times. Lucrative drone landing strip.
2. Just joined Yul Brenner Impersonator Association
1. Better no hair than blue hair, eventually
Bonus
Hair clippers went berserk. Liked the outcome
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