10. Wear Bozo Clown disguise – ditch the wig
9. Drink to excess like W C. Fields
8. Become bullseye in red paint ball war
7. Develop nasal rosacea
6. Enter raspberry eating contest
5. Polish bike parts with red rouge – omit mask
4. Fall face down in bushel of cranberry relish
3. Climb Annapurna . Get mother
of all nose bleeds
2. Fall asleep just before kids find mom’s lipstick
And….
1. Become hapless victim of errant face painter
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