Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Top ten easy ways to get a Rudolph red nose

10. Wear Bozo Clown disguise – ditch the wig

9. Drink to excess like W C. Fields

8. Become bullseye in red paint ball war

7. Develop nasal rosacea

6. Enter raspberry eating contest

5. Polish bike parts with red rouge – omit mask

4. Fall face down in bushel of cranberry relish

3. Climb Annapurna. Get mother of all nose bleeds

2. Fall asleep just before kids find mom’s lipstick

And….

1. Become hapless victim of errant face painter




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