10. Cabbage - lovely sauerkraut scented belches will follow
9. Spinach – for a smile like a spotty green compost pile
8. Lobster – requires messy on-table insect dissection– how fetching
7. Blueberry buckle – give your teeth a mauve and purple rainbow
6. Garlic – the resultant stink doubles as vampire protection
5. Cherry tomatoes – stab and they erupt with messy juice and seeds
4. Oysters on the half shell – think, slimy mucous into your mouth
3. Baked beans – pretend you’re an old fa*t and smell like one
2. Spaghetti with marinara sauce – help grow a tomato sauce beard on your shirt
And…
1. Sweet breads – perfect for grossing out vegans, PETA members and normal carnivores
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