Top Ten ways to promote a global flu pandemic

10. Get ghost of Edward Jenner to recant principles of vaccination

9. Have FDA ban Tamiflu, Relenza and vitamin C

8. Hold Sneeze-in at UN

7. Organize thong and speedo rave at South Pole

6. Enact prohibitive tax on fruits, veggies and exercise

5. Roll back time (and medicine) to 1918

4. Bribe Ebola virus to mutate into HINI Mark V

3. Legalize marriage to avians and swine

2. Establish new Olympic medal sport:  virus mutation rate

And…

1. Pipe in virus laden jetliner cabin air to Superbowl.