10. Amazon drones make deliveries, then return to bomb HQ
9. Israeli uranium centrifuges get downgraded to salad spinners
8. Your stick shift Ford sticks it to you
7. All wine cellars turn into vinegar warehouses
6. OnStar becomes a black hole
5. GPS only gives directions to Pyongyang, Chernobyl and Fukashima
4. NORAD can no longer find Santa – or anything else
3. Big Ben plays Hail to the Chief
2. Apple stores start selling I-Cortlands
And
1. Sony picture releases that movie
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