9. Big Oil gouges the US consumer for only one trillion dollars instead of two.
8. The snotty self-righteous smirks of hybrid owners turn into scowls.
7. Texans can speed without freezing Yankees.
6. The Exxon Valdez is converted into a cruise liner.
5. Russia and Iran get what they richly deserve.
4. Coal-filled mountain tops in Appalachia stop disappearing.
3. Greedy smug and rapacious hedge funds levered long on oil get crushed.
2,. Your toilet bowl no longer has to freeze over in January.
and ...
1. You can complain about the weather and politics instead of energy prices
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