10. Power out for days on end , huge electric bill savings
9. Stacatto drone of misfiring generator lulls you to sleep
8. A falling tree speeds up the planned chop-top of your vintage Mercury
7. Driveway turns to skating rink, you can play hockey
6. Mountains of road salt pollutes water, perfect for cooking pasta
5. You learn something new -- how to cook on camp stove
4. No need for a walk-in fridge, that’s your whole house
3. A plummeting icicle could always kill your mother-in-law
2. Arcing power lines beat the heck out of Xmas lights
and….
1. A tree crash makes your car now look like an Edsel. How kool is that?
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