Saturday, December 20, 2014

Top ten reasons to steal boxed cologne and then hide in a stream


10. You ate 69 garlic cloves and 49 cabbage heads for din-din

9. You are testing a new miracle fish lure…..

8. You are testing a new miracle fish repellent

7. You’re broke and you’ve got a thing for the Little Mermaid

6. You actually wanted to see scent-adverse herring run..for their lives

5. It’s your bizarre answer to Ridley turtle groundings

4. It beats the heck out of lurking in highly scented pond scum

3. You want people to call you a stuffed shirt. But not a stinky one.

2 You’re homesick for your houseboat in Germany's fourth-largest city

And….

1. It’s your random act of kindness for a small polluted waterway

Bonus…


Your impersonation of George Hamilton, Winona Ryder and Mark Spitz got out of control

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