Top Ten Ways To Cure the Lost Jetliner problem

10. Drain the world’s oceans. Make deserts bloom

9. Install 10,000 The Clappers on each plane

8. Give all sky marshals telepathic powers

7. Ban air travel in favor of water taxi’s

6. Go back to noisy slow piston engined airliners

5. Require pilots to text continually while flying

4. Hire ghost of Amelia Earhart as special consultant

3.Make black boxes out of Chernobyl scrap metal

2. Mandate big ball of string that unrolls over entire route

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1. Put a plastic Jesus on each cockpit dashboard