Top ten things you should know about Barack Obama

10. In a former life he was lead singer for the Christian vocal group Barack, Meshach, and Abednego

9. He goes to hospitals for sore throats. Especially his.

8. He is badly in need of some Grecian Formula 16.

7. His dad herded goats. The son tries the same. With Congress.

6. He did not use the Bill Clinton marijuana smoking method.

5. He is an omnivore. And how. Dog, grasshopper and snake in Indonesia

4, He opposed the merger of Oklahoma and Alabama into a new state of Obama .

3, His dogs, Bo and Sunny, have never ridden on an auto roof rack.

2. He is not part of the Bush/Clinton presidential contender monopoly.

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1. Never ever ever get between him and his Nicorettes