10. Fly coach. No meal. No real food at all. A teeny snack suitable for a …deermouse.
9. Buy exorbitant concourse food. You’ll only be able to afford a single ritz cracker
8. Fly coach. The claustrophobic cabin will surely kibosh your appetite.
7. Fly coach. The sardine cramped seating will motivate you to make your body smaller.
6. Fly coach. Lugging around your nine-ton (but free of charge) carry-on bag consumes kilo-calories.
5. Avoid non-stop. You’ll get joyous exercise running the interminable terminal to make your connecting flight.
4. Seek out peak travel times. The endless delays will aid calorie-burning teeth gnashing and thumb-twiddling
3. Try a budget motel. The nauseating stench of dirty carpet will do wonders for your planned bulimia
2. Go with the bottom rate rental car. Great mileage . But you have to pedal. Think, exercise bike.
And (drum roll please)
1.Navigate the bewildering airport road maze without GPS. Furious map page flipping burns tons of calories
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