Top ten things the fish that lives 26,000 feet down must be uttering

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/12/141219-deepest-fish-mariana-trench-animal-ocean-science/

10. Captain Nemo, eatcher heart out ..neener, neener

9. Malaysia Air, you do want this black box?  How much?

8. Oh hi. Nice of you to drop in, Amelia.

7. And you think your life is pressure packed?

6. At least I know where my next meal comes from…above

5. Okay so Hide n Seek is over, right?…hello?.. hello?.. HELLO?!!

4. Been Down so long it looks like Up to me.

3. No, you can’t do fracking in this neighborhood

2. That last fathom is a real lulu.

And…

1. So -- are we having a deep conversation or what?

Bonus

Only thing below me in the cellar is the Boston Red Sox