What happens when you sue Apple

10. You’re offered one orange for settlement

9. Steve Jobs’ ghost hacks your Galaxy

8. Sony makes a film about your death

7. Your russet cider turns to vinegar

6. You’re sucked into a reality distortion black hole

5. Bad sign – judge is grooving in court to I-Tunes

4. You tell the world, No we meant Fiona!

3. A mountain of Ipods appear on your driveway. In cement.

2. 2nd bad sign. Judge takes calls on his Iphone5

And….

1. The press starts calling you an I-diot